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hannah montana

take a look at the hannah bashing comments u see all the thumbs up? and the small amount of thumbs down
the worst thing that ever happened to the world im 13 and she is not fit hot or sexy she is at most a 4 out of 10 and her singing is terrible i can act way better the nher but my dad wont buy me a tv show and if he did i wouldnt act in a show like that
Hannah montana: hey im awesome do u have anymore cokaine lyke i need to get hy cos my daddy will rape me teehee

Drug dealler: only if u suck me of that give me a handjob then give me a rimjob and do that once a week for a year

hannah montana: ok then
by devss July 6, 2009
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montana rodeo

when you are doing a girl up the butt, and then you grab her hair, and whisper into her ear "I have AIDS", and see how long you can hold on.
"what's a montana rodeo?"
"what i did with your mom last night, it took her like 15 seconds to get me off of her."
by dcopp October 25, 2007
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Tony Montana

A game which requires a large amount of cocaine. The cocaine itself is laid out on a table, and anyone who wishes to partake is allowed to snort as much cocaine as possible. The last person standing wins.
No more Russian Roulette, no more chicken...
We're goin' Tony Montana this time, bitches
by Flip Mojo October 22, 2007
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Kalispell, Montana

A dead end city that most people never leave.
"I wish I could get out of Kalispell, montana"
by skicskicskic April 3, 2009
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Big Montana

A sloppy vagina, with meat curtains that run for miles. It hangs like sleeve of wizard and is so beat up that it looks like Roast Beef.
Her Vagina was nasty, that thing was a Big Montana. I'm tellin' you her Vagina was so loose, I could drive my truck through there.
by chad richardson May 29, 2008
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slimy montana

a man and woman are on the top bunk of a bunk bed as their friend is on the bottom bunk. While their friend is asleep the male penetrates the female (intercourse). Before the male finishes he climbs down to the floor and finishes in his friends face. Sort of like Brokeback Mountain, hence Slimy Montana.
Sal and Emily are on the top bunk as Jimmy is asleep.
Sal gets very aroused and pulls out before giving Emily a cream pie.
Jimmy gets it in the face when Sal gives him a slimy Montana
by mountainman13 December 11, 2013
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Full Montana

Verb

To completely and utterly go full slut/retard in the worst way possible.
Guy 1: "dude, so she just tripped over that chair and everyone was laughing at her and she couldn't come up with anything smart so she just flashed everyone"
Guy 2: "god damn, blondes these days."
Guy 1: "she went full Montana
by Skankbag4423 October 19, 2013
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