dichter monger

A dichter monger is the epitome of someone who is a hypocritical, psychotic, shit ass cunt eater in a female dominant relationship.

You know, I can't even think of the word to describe you... You are simply a fucking dichter monger!! (BITCH)

by marblecollector July 28, 2012

jargon monger

someone who either without realizing or intentionally uses big words that are specific to a particular field in order to seem smart.

teacher: so if you get the reciprocal of cotangent you will get tangent which is equivalent to sine divided by cosine and from there you can continue to simplify the trigonomic expression.

student: this teacher is a total jargon monger, he may as well be speaking french.

by foresaken_tar_shed April 4, 2011

beast monger

Someone who has an extremely unattractive significant other.

"Did you see {insert name here}'s girlfriend? He's turned into a complete beast monger!!"

by David Jones September 21, 2005

dyke monger

A person (lesbian) that hangs around in bars with high heel boots on and provocative clothing hoping to attract other dykes.

Hey I saw Naomi In a bar earlier wearing high boots and one of her provocative Coates, she's such a Dyke Monger!!

by Eleets1066 May 17, 2016

biscuit monger

A small mean person who steals biscuits.

That person is a total biscuit monger.

by paenacali October 5, 2013

Thrush Monger

When a women has really bad thrush to the extent that it smell worse then a fish mongers shop

Dan "I nearly fucked Jenny last night"

Ben "Oh Yeah, what happened"

Dan "She pulled her panties down but it smelled so bad I nearly puked"

Ben "She sounds like a right Thrush Monger"

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

whore monger

One who overlooks the ations of whores.
See also pimp

by Brandon G. November 3, 2003