toss the midget

Rubbing one off

Jethro went to the bathroom to toss the midget.

by HarryBalz July 15, 2017

ez-mode

doing something insanely easily.

I so pwning these ghey n00bz, this is liek total ez-mode.

by Rakujin December 30, 2006

meltdown mode

When an unfit parent try's to apologize for their child's lack of discipline.

I know we we supposed to go out tonight, but my daughter is on meltdown mode, and I have to stay home.
My son was on meltdown mode yesterday, that's why he didn't turn in his homework.

by Poet in the Corner June 17, 2017

Jew Mode

1. Tight with money, refusing to spend.

2. State of hoarding money like a fiend.

Hey, wanna go out tonight? -Can't, I'm in Jew Mode, wanna pay for me?

by krackalack May 31, 2009

Depeche Mode Mafia

a gang of rogue, militant, horny Depeche Mode fans who will destroy anyone who insults or undermines the work of the group, or any of it's members.

When Frank offended the Depeche Mode mafia, he went to sleep that night..and never woke up the next day.

by moded101 March 1, 2010

Midget Porn

Pornographic imagery of a short and stout subject. Some images may contain little imp like people dressed as beloved family film characters such as Oompa Loompas, Smurfs and Flying Monkeys. The images or videos depict these lil fellows getting jiggy with it and sometimes humping a larger person's leg.

I love me some Midget Porn, especially 'Bridgette the Midget Fucks' and 'Willy Wank Her Cum Factory'

by CornershopMen August 18, 2018

tall midget

A person who is the most impressive out of of an unimpressive bunch, and tends to lord that over others. King of the dipshits.

Jeff got promoted to Assistant Manager of the McDonald's, and suddenly became a rather tall midget.

by Stimford Bohemian October 12, 2003