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milton keynes academy

The shittest school in Milton Keynes ! Everyone that teaches there are neeks , half the girls there are (pregnant) ahahah
Person 1: you stole my chicken nuggets innit fam

Person 2: nah it was the nittys at Milton Keynes academy
by mkSuxks December 22, 2018
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Milton

The good and handsome guy sitting next to you in class. He cares almost about everyone and he is always protective. The girls love him in secret.
Oh! Milton is really hot
by AnimeLord33 February 11, 2019
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piss-mittens

Interjection. Expression of total feelings of futility, and resignation, at own idiocy.
<upon realising your only pair of boxer shorts has been caught in the aftershave fire set by your drunken housemate> fuckitty-wankitty-PISS-MITTENS!
by Trickenso September 29, 2006
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peep mitten

A slang term for condom, where the peep is a penis and the mitten is the prophylactic.

Normally used by a-hole college students trying to recreate their favorite summer bromance movie. Some boobs are flashed, dangerous hijinks ensue, someone winds up in jail and wacky fun is had by all.
The pope prohibits peep mittens as a form of birth control.
by gfdas29 July 1, 2009
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The Russian Mitten

This occurs when one man or woman, homosexual or just plain curious, coats his or her fist with vodka flavored lube and forcefully inserts it into the recipient's Five Hole.
"By the way, I got The Russian Mitten for the first time last night, more comfortable then you would think."

verb - "Hey Francis, I cannot wait to get Russian Mittened on Christmas this year."
by Steve Nonjourney- Perry June 13, 2009
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Milton Keynes Dongs

the new name of Franchise FC. Milton Keynes are the first ever English town to STEAL a place in the football league instead of earning it through promotion.
The Milton Keynes Dongs are clubkilling cnuts.
by AFCW July 1, 2004
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Mitten Tree

An unmitigated disaster. A project that one person wants to do and drops the ball and makes everyone else take charge of to finish.
"God,remember when Henry wanted to do that fundraiser for orphans and then he abandoned it..what a mitten tree!"
by Absolute Ang January 11, 2009
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