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ethan mitchell

A heroic former(?) dope fiend with blondish hair of various lengths who lunges about in the north kentville area of kajackastan sometimes a carrying a large knife. This has sometimes caused him to be also named the king of norway, and a thrower of cabbage. (usually well aimed). Spends his days searching for sea manatees and wilderbeasts to slaughter opps i mean laughter. Has a distain for hygiene and proudly states that he has never once washed his hair. However he magically smells great regardless.
anthony:look at that sexy ethan mitchell with the enormous blood stained knife!

margo:he smells so good!

anthony:those sea manatees and wilderbeasts better watch out!

margo:can we patent that smell?
by psychomary June 14, 2011
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Mitchell Dunlop

A person that tends to think adoption isn't real when he clearly knows his nephew is.

Also a person with 12 pubes with crabs.

Tiny penis.

No friends.
by zzZJ A K E YZzz December 5, 2011
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mitchel

also known as Mrsmokers he likes to steal stuff, drink, smoke and fap fap fapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapapappapapapappapapapaappapapaappapaapapapappapa apen zijn cool, hoi hoe gaat ie dit gaat niet over mitchel alleen dat eerste waarom lees je dit.
he look mitchel
by gayyyyyyfaapappapapa March 23, 2013
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Mitchell

A horny little boy with raging hormones. Usually preys on younger girls. All he wants is some ass.

Cute.
Stop being such a mitchell and leave those little girls alone.
by little animal September 15, 2009
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MITches

Term used to describe female MIT students, most often of the bad variety. MITches are not only sexy, but they are smart and sexy. MITches are known for their spontaneity, love of food, and excellent taste in men and music. Upon meeting a MITch, you will proceed to feel an instant connection, and all of your other college choices will cease to be relevant. MITches are the epitome of “Work hard, play hard.” They are unbelievably smart and talented in whatever they do, while remaining grounded. If you date a MITch, consider yourself a lucky person in society. MITches don’t necessarily have to go to MIT either; if you meet a girl who is both truly smart and truly sexy, you have come across a MITch or a derivative of one. All in all, MITches know how to get it done and how to have a good tim
Janna: Dude, why the fuck would you chose MIT over Stanford? What’s your problem?
Eni: I love bad MITches that’s my fucking problem!

Guy #1: Dude I met the hottest chick last night, she blew my... mind away with her knowledge of astrophysics and math.
Lucas: Should have gotten her autograph, you just ran into a MITch.
by eniwaffles April 27, 2014
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Mitchell

Mitchell is weird
by MYNAN123456789 October 19, 2018
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Mitchell

A dumbass virgin who no one likes and literally sits in the back corner of the cafeteria eating beans out of a milk carton and extra salty uncooked chicken while singing the words to “everything is awesome” from lego movie
You: yo you see Mitchell over there

Me: yeah bro he’s so weird
by Yeehawnig April 16, 2019
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