by BigPickle7 December 9, 2021
Get the Missouri Louiemug. it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
by oh s d kill January 22, 2020
Get the missouri jack hammermug. by aria.marz November 15, 2016
Get the missouri rock crockermug. When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.
This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her
by mustysausage June 27, 2021
Get the Missouri Mudslidemug. by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021
Get the nuking missourimug. If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?
by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021
Get the Missouri hillbilly buzzermug. When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.
by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023
Get the Missouri Mudslidemug.