When andy was 20 he had sex wiyh arleen who was 14, but he shockingly didn't get arrested, cuz in missouri when you're younger than 21, you can have sex with someone down to 14, but when you're 21, the younger person has to be 21.
by Sam d. May 27, 2020
When the male fingers the female with very sharp fingernails, so bits and pieces of the inner vagina comes out. The male then eats these pieces while screaming about gold.
Person 1: hey hows the wife
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police
by bigmike227 December 09, 2018
The act of the woman or man laying faceup with their mouth full of dry Koolaid mix. While a man squats over him/her mouth reverse cowgirl direction dunking his nuts in the colorful mix and releasing a simultaneous fart right above their nose. Causing her to have a coughing fit and release clouds of colorful dust while you run away.
by mydogtheasshole September 03, 2021
by Fluffypanda143 July 09, 2021
it involves 2 men and 1 orphan girl the guy is sitting there fucking the girl and the other slides in to the dm‘s and and propels homies dick with the power of a 1000 cannons into the orphan throat and when the dude fucking the orphan nuts the semen is propelled out of the orphans ass and that is the missouri jack hammer
did you hear about that dude robert do the missouri jack hammer on his cousin his cousin was sore for weeks
by oh s d kill January 22, 2020
by Qwertyioppasdf January 23, 2024
Hidden in the corner of nemo, borderlands of iowa, and missouri lives a man; to some maybe a legend, local stallion and the "gangster of missouri"
by Lionheartgypsysoul August 02, 2024