mississippi dustbuster

When you and your toothless cousin have anal sex and when they pull out too fast you spray shit all over their dick

"YEAH SHYLO, I GAVE COUSIN MARYANN A MISSISSIPPI DUSTBUSTER, IT WAS A MESS!!

by AnarchistDragon33 September 20, 2017

Mississippi John

A militant, albeit smart young white man. Not to be confused with Arkansas Bill or Denver Dick.

Mississipi John doesn't love you. Just keep fucking him.

by Vaginal Dave July 1, 2003

mississippi noodler

When you lose a condom in a chicks vagina and you have to use your hand to get it out.

Yesterday I had to bust out the mississippi noodler.

by hopkins and cruz January 3, 2010

Mississippi Mustache

A Mississippi mustache is a maneuver that takes a level of skill and preparation as well as opportunity. When your friend is passed out drunk insert your finger into their anus. Pull your finger out and smear the anal debris onto their upper lip. After you've completed these simple steps shave off your pubic hair and gently apply them onto your friend's lip utilizing the fecal matter as an adhesive.

NOTE: To be considered a flawless Mississippi mustache the pubic hair must stick to the lip.

Mark: "Tyler got drunk the other night and passed out on my couch."
Jeff: "Yea?"
Mark: "Yea. I totally gave him a Mississippi mustache."
Jeff: "Choice."

by mudblood666 January 18, 2016

Mississippi Wetlands

when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.

Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight

by Raymond Johnson May 20, 2005

mississippi queen

1. A queer
2. Boon Dock Lady

ozzy: Missippi Queen if you know what I mean!

by Lawrence March 29, 2005

Mississippi Mudflap

When eating out someone's asshole and they shit

Dude, I was eating out Emily's ass last night and she gave me a Mississippi mudflap

by Lord Gaben69 June 12, 2016