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Mikey Way

Mikey Way is the brother of Gerard Way, the lead singer of My Chemical Romance. He learned to play the bass because he wanted to be in the band. He does an excellent job, while still being the sexiest boy alive. I love him (something about boys with glasses) Saw him at Warped Tour and almost came in my pants.
Beautiful.Simply Stunning to listen to and look at.
by Megerina Ballerina September 1, 2005
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Speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.

Wanting to talk to the boss not his sidekick.
Organ grinders being the boss, and the monkey being the one who helps him out.

Normally used in a conversation to describe the 'monkey' as someone who's interfering and defending or covering for the the 'organ grinder'.
Shut up! I wish to speak to the organ grinder not the monkey.
by Jadeeeeeeee8 May 30, 2010
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Mickey S. Samsel

A person who enjoys being with a man’s man. Telling people he owes money to that they are burnt. He hates woman but loves the seaman. He has a penis but only smaller. Loves giving it in the butt but prefers it in his own ass. He is a professional felcher. You ever want to go docking he is the man to call. He’s the Boy Scout who got extra badges not in the hand book.
My friends uncle told me he had a Mickey S. Samsel last night. Had to take a time out.
by Elusive cheese November 27, 2021
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mickey

A small 375ml bottle of liquor. Primarily a Canadian term.
"I chugged a mickey of malibu and my face tingles"
by crappo September 2, 2005
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Mickey Mouse Operation

A polite alternative to calling a frustrating situation a cluster fuck. This is acceptable to use around children.
Trying to rent my books for classes is always a Mickey Mouse Operation.
by The Ulicycle May 6, 2015
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curl a monkey tail

Taking a nice long dump without stopping to pinch off
Dude, after that T-bell I had to curl a monkey tail something fierce!
by A^C July 27, 2006
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Bus Monkey

Anyone who drives a public transit bus. The term originated for Toronto Transit Commission bus drivers, though it can be applied to anyone who gets paid 24 dollars an hour + benefits to drive in a circle all day.

The term comes from the fact that their job is so easy a trained monkey could do it.
Bus Driver: "Are you going to pay the full fare?"

You: "Are you going to be here when your schedule says you're supposed to next time, you overpaid lazy piece of shit Bus Monkey?"
by Dauss2 January 7, 2011
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