MILF

Moms I’d Like To Fuck

Gianky’s mom is a Milf.

by The Straightest Man Alive August 22, 2019

Milf

M: Man
I: I

L: love

F: friends

Zookeeper: bro that lady is such a nice milf

Tiger: you gonna feed me or what?

by WhiteMuchroom April 28, 2022

MILF

Meeting in lobby flying

Hey, wanna MILF?
Sure, I love being a hippie bird!

by lol_nice_xd January 18, 2022

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

Milf

“Man I love fishing”

A person that loves fishing more than anything and will put it before anyone.

Man Im such a milf

by The milf man April 21, 2019

Milf

Thomas Burton’s mom

Thomas Burton’s mom is such a milf! She is so hot because the meat is cold.

by Butters321 March 2, 2023

MILF

A motorcyclist (male or female) that you would definitely like to fuck

M.I.L.F - Motorcyclist I’d like (to) Fuck

Did you know that Gal Gadot rides motorcycles? She’s definitely a MILF.

by 7inchthrottle October 25, 2023