Mexican Abortion

When someone eats a large amout of spicy mexican food, resulting in massive diarrhea completely filling the toilet bowl.

Dude I had a ton of those fish tacos from baja fresh, and about ten minutes later I had a crazy mexican abortion.

by G-az April 26, 2011

Mexican teeth

Adult human teeth that are perfectly straight and uniform in size (resembling Chiclets chewing gum), particularly in the bottom jaw, that have remained in the same state since elementary school. Afflicted persons do not have to be Mexican to have Mexican teeth.

"So I like met this hot guy at the club, and when he flashed his geometric line of Mexican teeth I knew he was up on his dental hygiene, and you know what that means!"

by Angela Wallenbrock, MD June 28, 2008

Mexican Pool

1. To aggressively make out with another person for an extended period of time

2. Any romantic exchange with a foreign exchange student

Person 1: Wow, she's been making out with that exchange student for a while, it's like they're having sex with their clothes on.

Person 2: Just playing a bit of Mexican pool.

by Fishnets&G-strings December 13, 2009

Homeless Mexican

Tortilla wrap filled with Blue Cheese and Hot Sauce that is both stinky and spicy in nature. A Homeless Mexican can be enjoyed both hot and cold. The Homeless Mexican was first found on the mean streets of Vallejo California.

Hey buddy after a long night of drinking I could really go for a Homeless Mexican right now!!!!!

by TU Gangstas January 20, 2011

Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum

The only possible explanation for all the loud booming that comes from a low rider car. There must be a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum.

El Bajito Loco drives up and down the street with a Mexican in the trunk with a bass drum. The Mexican keeps beating on that drum, perhaps to let everyone know he's in there.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

mexican't

A pessimistic Mexican.

Come on Jose, you can jump that hurdle, don't be such a mexican't

by molten February 2, 2006

Mexican Cheese Wiz

A liquid containing mostly semen and urine from one or more person. Good on potato chips.

Lindsay: Hey! You comin' over to Chris's? I heard he's making some Mexican Cheese Wiz.

Brittany: Hell yeah girl!

by ToxicShnitzel August 21, 2009