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Mexican Gravy Train

When multiple men have aggressive anal sex with a girl,

then pull out and proceed to thrust their penis's between her breasts until they climax.
"I would love to give that girl a Mexican Gravy Train, right after taco Tuesday"
Mexican Gravy Train by Sundog_ January 5, 2014

Mexican Road Trip

Horrible diarrhea, usually measured in days or weeks. See also: Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.
1. I'm not sure what I ate on Friday, but I've been on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip since.

2. I enjoyed lunch - thank you so much. Now, if you will excuse me, I must begin my Mexican Road Trip.

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke 

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush
Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

Two-Day Mexican Road Trip 

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

mexican u turn

to make a u turn across nearly all lanes of traffic, on really wide roads must cross at least four
Jake was lucky that there wasn't any traffic when he pulled a mexican u turn
mexican u turn by Paul S. W. November 7, 2006

Mexican Right Turn 

When pulling up to an intersection with a red light, the driver pulls into an adjacent parking lot to his right, then pulls through the parking lot, and exits through the other exit, effectively completing a right turn, and avoiding waiting at the light.
Juan was going to pick up some chickens for dinner, and got stuck at red light. To save time, he blew through the gas station parking lot, and made a Mexican right turn