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furry mermaid

when you spend a month on Thailand beach and your girl doesn't bother to shave her bikini-line or trim the quim.

So you go for a nude surf, after which fall on the sand and go down on her crispy, rough sand-jungle, giving your face a nasty rash as it digs into her furry mermaid.
"jeez SUN! what happened to yer face? looks like you've been doing serious time on a furry mermaid!"
by one armed sex robot October 31, 2008
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little mermaid

The "little mermaid" had a double-double last night.
by Professor Forbin April 29, 2005
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mermahuatuar

A mythological beast made up of narwhals, Humans and Bulls,
The mighty mermahuatuar defeated even the mightiest of heroes.

The mermahuatuar lives in a deep dark water labyrinth.
by Shoopa Tank August 26, 2009
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Mermaid Tail

A mermaid tail is a costume (usually made of swimsuit fabric, silicone or rubber) that can either be swimmable or just for show.
A mermaid tail allows you to look and feel like a mermaid by putting your feet into a fin covered by fabric to look just like the magical creature.
I can’t wait to get my Mermaid Tail for Christmas.
by Bubbly Gummy May 2, 2018
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Mermating

Having sex on a rock in the middle of a river or lake.
Took the girlfriend mermating down on the river until that church group canoed around the corner.
by Sparky13us June 10, 2018
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Mermaid

"1 part sexy while the other part is just some random girl." -TheOdd1sOut
by Lokimonster2 December 13, 2018
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Merunas

Thickest nigga on earth🚫🧢
“damn merunas u lookin extra thick today
by Allahhhhhhhhhhhh June 7, 2019
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