Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"

She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?

by Deraj Gnuoy August 27, 2013

mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.

Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004

Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009

mermaid pussy

A beautiful, sparkly vagina

"Dude taylor has a mermaid pussy"

by mikeismynamedood May 20, 2014

Mermaid

A chick who is a hot babe from the waist up, but fishy from the waist down.

After taking that babe home from the bar last night, I discovered she was total mermaid, cause her snatch was sour but she looked hot.

by Oulkk10 February 25, 2011

Mermaid

Weigh-bridge operator. An official who weighs freight trucks and also regulates other compliance issues for professional truck operators, particulary in Australia and New Zealand, i.e. a cunt with scales.

Watch out mate the mermaids are out on Highway 1 and your rig looks a bit dodgy.

by Kiwi9845 July 6, 2012

Menominee

The worst town you could possibly live in. Bad food, fat people; the only highlight is leaving.

"Hey man, are we out of Menominee yet?"
"Naw, you'll have to wait seven more miles until we get to working plumbing."

by Janey Doe May 1, 2008