Vicky Mendoza diagonal

The hot-crazy scale, known as the Vicky Mendoza diagonal as defined by Barney in How I Met Your Mother. The crazier a girl is, the hotter she is allowed to be.

That chick is pretty crazy but I guess her hotness makes up for it, definitely on the Vicky Mendoza diagonal.

by freqznbutterz December 21, 2007

Mendoza

v. The act of trashing someone's tent in a drunken fit of rage due to a sticky zipper

"What the fuck happened to my tent?!"
"Dude, looks like you got mendoza'ed. I hope you have bug spray."

by the K-Spot May 7, 2010

Mendon

A shithole where there is nothing to do. Their are no Brazilians, Mexicans, Ecuadorians, Puerto ricans, Dominicans, and hispanics. Its all filled with little white racist bastards. 99% of the people are older than my great grandma. The only thing people care about are their lawn and raising goats. Worst town ever.

Ya I had a great day until i drove through Mendon. Town really just sucks the life out of you.

by Brandon459 July 28, 2011

Mantool

He who goes out of his way to please, for fear of being "uncool".

The mantool gave his dog a blow job because his friends told him to.

by George W. Bush May 14, 2003

Mentors

They had great songs about fag bashing!

"fag bashing all the way...suffer sissy suffer..." etc.

by OMG taht roXoRz! ! ! ! ! ! February 16, 2005

Mantopia

An ideal place where single ladies are in search of men, and lots of them to pick from.

You couldn't ask for a better selection of men, this is a mantopia!

by Betty Babe August 8, 2009

Mentos Special

When a person pops a few mentos into their mouth before performing oral sex.

John: Damn dude you should get Judy to try the mentos special on you. You can feel the mint on your dick.
James: You're totally right, I'll go buy some when we leave here.

by English_King March 15, 2017