Call of Minecraft

Two games that should not be put together under any circumstances, due to the sheer amount of addictiveness in both to cause a rip in the average gamer's life and kill us all.

Idiot: Lawl DuDe ThEY ShuD so Mak COD Wit Mincrft n MakE Call of Minecraft hur hur hur

Person: No.

by DefaultAsAwesome October 23, 2012

Play some minecraft

Rough anal sex, typically with two men.

Jerry: Wanna play some minecraft?
Isaac: Sure!
Jerry: Alright hop on my couch so we can get started!

by Minecraft Player March 3, 2021

No cussing on my christian minecraft server

When you are innocent and do not want to be surrounded by people saying no no words.

Hey no cussing on my christian minecraft server

by King panter March 30, 2022

Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!

A term exclusive to pre-teens and individuals below the age of thirteen, exceptions are made for lowlifes and socially incompetent adolescents when faced with a challenge, (typically a relative, since individuals whom use this term haven't moved out of their parent's house) standing between the individual and their gaming.
This game is exclusive to minecraft naturally, however these gamers still remain dominant over the peasants whom still play fortnite
Get a life.

Karen is never coming back.

Kyle: "Get the fuck out of my room, mom! I'm playing minecraft!"
Karen: "But Kyle, your dad is on the phone."
Kyle: "What the fuck does he want?"

Ominous figure behind Karen: "The kids."

by Eddie Toast September 16, 2019

Minecraft YouTuber

slang for pedophile

"bro did you hear that Eric is a Minecraft YouTuber?"

by @RamenEater2000 July 10, 2016

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition

Minecraft: Bedrock Edition is the worst version of Minecraft known to man. Toxicity, bad potting, bad screenshake etc. All known players have at least 1 hack on their PC and cheat their balls off. The shittiest server in this edition of Minecraft is Versai.tk where cheaters rise up! This server has a shit anticheat that doesn't ban PE Androids but ban Win10s who click over 10 CPS. Cheat Engine and Horion Client are very bad and ruin this shit community and make it 10x shittier than original MC PvP. Any server than Versai has 12 block KB making it skill-free.

A bad Minecraft Version is a great example of Minecraft: Bedrock Edition.

by kklhkjjk March 23, 2020

Minecraft Syndrome

A book/movie/game/person which/who in itself is good, or at least not bad, but is ruined for many people by its fan community. Named after Minecraft, which due to the huge amount of children who play it and the paedophiles in the community, has a somewhat negative stigma surrounding it.

Person 1: 'Omg, FNAF/Undertale/PewDiePie sucks!'
Person 2: 'Well, not really, it's just a case of Minecraft Syndrome.'

by clemandax April 4, 2016