Malachi

Super ugly, his bottom lip is heavy, big, and crusty. His head gets on a hard and a soft because his head is super big. The only girl he could get is this girl named Janiya Perkins. He is a perv because he like every girl in his school.

Malachi head is super duper heavy and stiff

by GABAGOUL October 25, 2019

Malachai

They are very ugly and they do the most. Has no life and thinks he cute but not. Not really funny and has crushes on multiple girls because not one girl shall ever like them

You know Malachai?

Yea that real ugly dude with the nasty haircut?
Yea that’s him.

by nooneshalleverknow February 23, 2020

Toxic Megacolons

The most dominant ROTO baseball team ever assembled, without collusion, via skilled drafting, shrewd trades, and timely waiver acquisitions. The team took the lead in its 12 team league in mid-April and never looked back, finishing a dominating 20.5 points ahead of the runner-up. Its murderous batting lineup finished 1st in 5 of 6 offensive categories (R, HR, RBI, AVG, OPS) and 2nd in steals. Its dominant pitchers carried the team to 1st in ERA and WHIP, 2nd in SAVES and HOLDS, and 5th in WINS and K's. The indomitable lineup, in its optimal form, was as follows:

C: Brian McCann, ATL
1B: Albert Pujols, StL
2B: Chase Utley, PHI
3B: Aramis Ramirez, CHC
SS: Jose Reyes, NYM
OF: Lance Berkman, HOU
OF: Carlos Lee, TEX
OF: Matt Holiday, COL
UT: Troy Glaus, TOR
Bench: Hideki Matsui, NYY; Jason Varitek, BOS; Corey Patterson, BAL; Kevin Youkilis, BOS; Juan Rivera LAA

SP: Roy Halladay, TOR
SP: Andy Pettitte, HOU
SP: Jered Weaver, LAA
RP: BJ Ryan, TOR
RP: Akinori Otsuka, TEX
RP: Tom Gordon, PHI
P: Todd Jones, DET
P: Joel Zumaya, DET
P: John Lackey, LAA
Bench: Esteban Loaiza, Jon Lester, Mike Stanton

Carlos Lee was acquired in June for Pat Burrell and Ken Griffey Jr. to solidify and streamline the lineup.

Ladies and Gentlemen, the greatest ROTO team of all time!!! Wooooo!!

Man, there is no way we can compete with the Toxic Megacolons. That team is a juggernaut!

by Crew Middle Fork December 7, 2006

megacruncher

A cluster of computers which analyzes vast amounts of information for distrubuted computing programs such as SETI@Home.

I have five computers in my megacruncher.

by T Junior May 14, 2003

MegaCab

Vehicle driven by those with Ford envy 🤨

MICKEY12X8 drives a MegaCab because all he can aFord.

by AgentDick April 13, 2019

Malachi

A #Malachi can be very emotional.he is kind hearted and can be cheesy and very romantic at times.A #Malachi will block away everything.A #Malachi is shy and he gets embarrassed very easily sometimes.A #Malachi will try to measure up to everyone and then soon realize he should just be himself.An Malachi can be religious also.if the Malachi you have is religious.You will soon realize that he'll start to change.Eventually he'll start saying verses from the Bible.These are Qualities of Malachi's that have #blue eyes,#tall,#brown hair,and all these things that are listed

If you have a Malachi don't let him go or you will regret it for the rest of your life.A Malachi is sweet and sometimes very sporty.

My suggestion is to keep him as long as you can.
You'll soon realize he's the most sweet and romantic person in the world

I know this because I am a Malachi,but my name is spelled "Malici"

A malici or Malachi is loving and sweet

by [e-mail] May 15, 2019

Malachi

Malachi is one of the most pengest boys in the world his black eyes just want to make you faint. If you see a boy call Malachi DATE HIM he’s one of a kind

Girl1: Whose that boy over there
Girl2: OMG it’s Malachi go up to him and say hi I’ve heard he’s a gentleman and he’s super cute

by Your face is my face October 27, 2019