Mattis Kemp

That one virgin that plays roblox and fortnite all day long. he somehow manages to have a girlfriend but gets 0 pussy.

I have a roblox girlfriend their name is Mattis Kemp

by daddy salty July 14, 2021

Matti

Matti is a person who is pretty stupid and in many situations he is overwhelmed. But he's funny. He is also bad in everything he does

Who is this? Oh, it’s the stupid boy named Matti

by Dicksea69 July 15, 2021

Matty

Matty is unique and maverick. He's a good friend, too independent at times. Rarely falls for anyone but loves very deeply-:)

elysiv: "seems you're into fit girls"
Matty:"Oh my dog! She's a heartache on the dance floor! maybe even a heart attack! That chick is killing me!"
elysiv: "what's her name?"
Matty:"Jessica! hope she comes back next week!"

by lisalv July 30, 2021

matty b stan

a matty b stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is she doing

girl 2: I dont know, she is acting like a matty b stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

Matty B Stan

Matty B Stan is another word for ‘idiot’ or someone who is acting strange.

girl 1: Omg what is he doing
girl 2: I don’t know he’s a Matty B Stan

by squidward fish tank ornament June 29, 2021

c-matty

A parasite found in a mans testicles, found only with people that constantly masturbate.

A disease that turns a mans penis green and or purple and may have to be castrated.

A male that masturbates so often that orgasms can become painfull and occur in different colors

The doctor told me today, im sorry but you have c-matty

by calikid327 March 6, 2011

Matty Ray Ray

The Biggest no life in all of COD history. He Loves Breakfast and cake. He is easily confused, and or easily confuses people.

Me: "Hey Matty Ray Ray do you wanna play MW2?"

Matty Ray Ray: "Sure Cake."

by MrMilks October 25, 2011