Matt Levine n,verb.
Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.
Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.
The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’
Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
Matt Levine is more recent idealogy that has permeated through the western world, a product of the desire for a luxury, ultra-expensive, uber-exclusive and uberficial lifestyle that was the ugly side effect of years of excess in the ‘easy money’ pre subprime era.
Although there have been rumours and sightings of the Real ‘Matt Levine’, no one has provided concrete evidence of birth place/date or sightings of the ‘actual person’, and is assumed to be an imaginary nom de guerre given to this pretentious ethos, and the douchebag disciples of this cult who infect all the major cities. The hysterical devotees ritually seek the velvet ropes of clubs/bars that they cannot get into for worship, drink Reyka vodka and Armand de Brignac champagne as communion, and idolize Celebrity.
The imaginary Matt Levine’s doppelganger, is the equally imaginary Tyler Durden (Fight Club) who despises materialism and consumerism. (Matt) Levinery reached its height when He opened a luxury bar, The Eldridge, in New York, for His ‘ friends and family’ to hang out provided they bring their ‘laser-engraved entry cards that say Guest of Matt Levine’
Matt Levine’s regularly use soundbites like “It’s who you are and who you know”, “Everyone I know goes away ( from NYC) on the weekends”, “I'm a Nikki Beach Black Card holder, ….. I can fill you in on what it is like to drink Reyka with Beckham”
“ Matt Levine does not belong in the LES (Lower East Side)”
“This place has been Levine’d”
“Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
“This place has been Levine’d”
“Who the fuck is Matt Levine?”
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The "Matt Luxner" is the act of felching another mans cream pie from a womans anus, saving it in his mouth, then redepositing it in her vagina where it will wait until the move know as the "Rocket Man" is performed however this move is not complete until the felching man has sucked the vagina dry of all the fizzing juices that are a direct result of the "Rocket Man" having been combined with the previously felched cream pie.
I was going to "Matt Luxner" that bitch but I ran out of pop rocks so I just sucked her dry with a silly straw!
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was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.
Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales
was intended only for the sender of a previous HRWhoa! post.
Origin: May 2005; ME *pullen* (v.), OE *pullian* to pluck, pluck the feathers of, pull, tug; cf. MLG *p=FBlen* to strip off husks, pick, ON *p=FBla*to work hard+ "Matt Kan" - eponym of Harvard-Radcliffe Orchestra violinist who replied to the entire list continually to ask about senior sales
Fuck! I just pulled a Matt Kan and now everyone knows I wanted Anicia's Jar
Jar Binks poster!
I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...
Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.
Jar Binks poster!
I really hope I didn't pull a Matt Kan when I declared my undying love and gushing sexual attraction to Jimbo's sideburns...
Adam, I'd love to go to the Pformal with you :-*.
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Get the Mattais mug.Synonymous to 'insane' or 'blow-your-mind-awesome'. Very popular in the Midwest United States, and is frequently used when speaking through a public address system.
The word is often associated with events happening on Mondays, thus forming the phrase, "matatical Monday".
The word is often associated with events happening on Mondays, thus forming the phrase, "matatical Monday".
Hey bro, what happened to you?
Don't know man, but I sure had a matatical Monday night...
Woah, you did that crazy stuff on a Monday night? that's pretty matatical, bro. I was just doing homework all night *sigh
Don't know man, but I sure had a matatical Monday night...
Woah, you did that crazy stuff on a Monday night? that's pretty matatical, bro. I was just doing homework all night *sigh
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