evan mattingly

he will fucking become president whether you like it or not. fuck your MAGA, its EMAGA.
Evan 2018, Evan 2020, fuck kanye and his milky way.

evan fucks bitches and gets money
grabs more pussy than a veterenarian

VACCINATES THAT PUSSY WITH HIS MAN GRAVY

Guy 1 :Shit dude....that guy.. he's gorgeous... the flowing hair, the clothing, the offbrands!! It's just.. gorgeous!! What a stallion.
Guy 2: Oh, you mean evan mattingly?

by gamergate64 November 14, 2018

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de-mating call

when you see a person who's into you but you don't like try to come talk to you
"reeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
(different high pitched frequencies are key)

oh shit victoria's coming over
fuck
gotta get the de-mating call out

by nohateonlyloveguysdontworry April 18, 2019

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flex mashing

A form of jitter clicking most used in sm64 speed runs for blj's

Person one: what's the best way the blj?
Person two: flex mashing ofc

by flex mashing bih March 18, 2021

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Splash Matting

When you put down a layer of toilet paper before taking a shit.

X: do you put down a layer of toilet roll before you take a dump so that water doesn’t splash?
Y: what, splash matting, yeah!

by HungBoi May 18, 2021

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hetero-matching

When straight boys wear two slightly different shades of the same color in one outfit.

They think it matches well, but in reality it looks offputting and tacky.

My boyfriend insists that his red t-shirt looks great with his not-quite-the-same-shade-of red basketball shorts, but anyone with half a retina can tell it's only hetero-matching.

by Percival Sweetwater II August 16, 2021

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