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Mass Brain

A viral condition common in people who attend mass and then proceed to do their grocery shopping. Symptoms include a lack of environmental awareness, ignorance, inability to listen, dilly-dallying and camping shopping aisles in an attempt to figure out if they want to buy a product or not. This condition is especially common in senior shoppers who have attended mass and have now decided to slow down retail staff due to their lack of perception. “Mass Heads” can usually be identified by their woollen clothing, thick prescription glasses, slow pace and downright brain dead questions.
Old man : How’ya Mary? Any craic this morning?

Old woman: Ah John are ye well? I’ve a fierce case of Mass Brain this morning, the priest fairly blabbered on about the New Testament and now I’ve the notion to stand in the middle of a busy shop chatting pish.

Old man: Ah Jaysus! You and me both!
by angryretailworker November 24, 2019
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Mass-hider

When a person takes all of their online pictures from a particular angle to obscure their extra weight.
This girl looks way bigger in person. She was definitely a mass-hider.
by Rwgahajjanaa May 23, 2020
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Mass-mini

Mass-mini means you are a mix between both feminine traits (mini) and masculine traits (Mass). But still keeping your original pronouns. Ex- He, Him, His, She, Her, Hers, They, Them.
Rebecca always wore outfits like flannel and boy clothing, she was strong too! She hung out with the guys as well. However she acts so much like a girly girl that I forget about the whole boy clothing thing. She wears make-up, dresses somedays, and high heels! She must be Mass-mini.
by Rooane September 28, 2019
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mass crasher

-noun
An individual who, while under the effects of drugs or alcohol attends mass and start making loud, offensive comments, interrupting the ceremony, and thus becoming terribly annoying and obnoxious to the rest of the congregation and eventually has to be kicked out by several people or ends up being arrested by the police.
Last sunday we had a mass crasher at church.

Jeremy is an habitual mass crasher, everytime he gets shitfaced on a saturday night he ends up crashing mass next morning.
by jay-x April 25, 2008
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Mass Genocide

The event of deliberate catastrophe being brought upon a certain group, often with the intention of eradication.

In simpler terms;
Something that needs to happen this entire generation.
"Man do I hope that there's a mass genocide going on outside when I wake up tomorrow.."
by anonymous June 22, 2023
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The unenlightened masses

They cannot make the judgement call...
The unenlightened masses, they cannot make the judgement call, give up freewill forever, their voices won't be heard at all...
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mass lad

anyone and anything can be described as a mass lad as long as the audience is severly chonged
mass lad1: pass us the billy
mass lad2: massssssssss lad!
mass lad1: ummmmmmm mass lad?
mass lad3: massssssssssssssssssssssssssss lad
mass lad 1,2,3: maaaaaaaaaasssssssssss laaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!!!!!!!!!!
by looseunit June 30, 2008
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