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Masting

A more simple and descrete term for masturbating, to be used in situations which don't permit one to boldly state the self indulgent activity.
I saw Jimmy masting on his lawn yesterday!
by Joel Durling November 1, 2005
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Eli Manning

The pussiest quaterback ever. Is in a gay relationship with Bruce Sprinsteen
Eli Manning- "Every time Bruce moans, Im on my knees"

Bruce " Give it to me harder, Eli!"
by Joseph Mack Miranda February 13, 2009
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Mandingo

Term used for black male slaves who were used in blood sport fights against other slaves at the bidding of their masters. Sport was arranged for spectator entertainment and betting by slave-owners.
The Mandingo has won 6 matches in a row by smashing the other slaves' skull in with a hammer. His master has earned more than $3000 with each win.
by Sk04L January 6, 2013
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peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.
Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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Chuck Mandingo

The lead dingo of the Mandingo tribe who is a hoe magnet and a babe machine who tells his hoe wat to do
Heath the chuck Mandingo tells Mack the lesser Mandingo to slap his hoe
by Teeth johanson April 24, 2010
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Mike Manning Effect

A cultural phenomena which can be observed when a friendly african-american (black) male enters a crowd of predominantly caucasian (white) males, and is immediately greeted with great praise and gifts.
...(African American walks into party)

White Kid A: "Hey man, want a beer?"
White Kid B: "Hold on, he's gotta hit this blunt first...you do smoke right?"
Afro-American: "Of course...I'm black."

end of conversation
The Mike Manning Effect
by Dick Hurtz and Mike Rotch October 16, 2008
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spanish masting

a woman touches her vagina while her partner pulls up and down on her arm to masturbate her. think of it as a female version of the dutch rudder
boast totally gave that chick some spanish masting... what a crazy cat!
by toast the ghost September 13, 2011
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