moderate masty

When you are masturbating and you are close to finishing but your little brother comes into your room without asking to tell you you have to do an arbitrary task and you can't finish.

I did a moderate masty today because my little brother told me mom said to take out the trash.

by GirlsRHard2Get40 December 7, 2015

Hu-MANity

noun
1. an expression or emphasis placed on the man in humanity to convey the need to allow men who feel overlooked, invisible, or even forgotten to have a voice in today's society

We need to allow the "man" back into hu-MANity so that men feel connected and valued in today's hostile society.

by K.L.M September 27, 2018

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

AI-manity

The simulated sense of compassion, consciousness or emotional depth exhibited by the artificial intelligence - like humanity but with better processing speed and no sleep schedule.

Example 1;
"Yo, that bot helped me trough a breakup. Straight up full of AI-manity!"

Example 2;
"Don't trust that one - it's all code, no AI-manity."

by SylvoMordor April 29, 2025