Line Manager

1. A pre-pubescent dick who thinks he's working for the UN, but who in actual fact sits in a two-bit 4 desk office, one step up from licking stamps. Commonly known for being a neurotic narcissist.

2. Someone who aspires to be a dictator but is too incompetent, so he just takes his sexual inadequacies out on those around him.

New employee: Who's that total asshole who comes into work two hours before everyone else and spends the whole day talking about himself?
Old employee: Oh, that's your Line Manager.
New Employee: Fuck me, I'm outta here.

by EmeraldFizz September 11, 2018

Waste Management

When you fuck a bitch next to a dumpster and then tip her in when you're finished with her.

Man 1: So did you ever hook up with that dirty street bag you met last weekend?

Man 2: Yeah, I took care of some waste management last night.

Woman 1: How was your date with that hot guy you met last wee-...damn, what's that stench? And why do you have egg noodles and used tampons in your hair?!

Woman 2: Well, we had some drinks and then he fucked me in the alley and threw me in the dumpster - fucking douche! He said his "needs were satisfied!"

by id0licious September 12, 2010

manage-a-trois

A sexual encounter involving three willing participants, preferably two women and one man, though two men and one woman still fits the definition, it's kinda gay.

Lisa, find out if your friend Monica is up for a manage-a-trois with us tomorrow night. I'll bring the whipped cream!

by Jingo888 December 26, 2007

Manager trois

When you can't figure out who your boss is but you know you're getting royally fucked.

Louis asked Stewart for projections on software sales by Thursday. At the same time, Barkley is hammering Stew about the sales force project. Nobody has conducted his mid-year review, and neither boss is clear about who is going to do it. Sounds like he's in a manager trois.

by Patradio April 11, 2013

manage expectations

corporate doublespeak for "we don't want to do our best, so let's make sure people think we're doing our best without revealing that we're not doing our best" -- anything in which you have to "manage expectations" means you could probably devote more time and effort to making things better, but you just don't feel like it

Marketing has to manage expectations of our new software package so that the boss doesn't make us do any more work.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen January 13, 2007

manageable

Compound word; able to be managed.

I've got a lot of stuff to do, but it's manageable. I'll have it done by tomorrow.

by Kenthar October 15, 2003

Managed

A new, more hip way to be owned . Management, while having the same connotation of complete loss or failure, happens more frequently in the real world than its virtual counterpart, ownage.

Bro, the Seahawks got totally managed yesterday!

by rope 'n fly champ October 4, 2009