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kenny g's magik flute

one of the most unique and inivative pieces ever made. "the flute" is constructed of a recorder (instrument) tape for covering the holes and a flask funnel. you place the funnel into the last hole in the recorder and use it as a bowl. named after kenny g, the worst musician ever, but he plays an instrument that resembles this. created when i had to mcgyver a piece and found a recorder from like the fifth grade. those who have used it revere it as a living legend.
John: holy shit i am stoned
Jake: oh nice dude, what did u smoke out of?
John: obviously kenny g's magik flute
Jake: you mean that fagot musician?
John: no the cool piece
Jake: oh ok
by i have a long pole October 10, 2005
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The Malik

A sexual position for vaginal intercourse in which the woman lays on her back with her legs onto of the mans shoulder and the man is on his knees pounding his penis deep inside. This position is key to orgasmic pleasure for a woman as it gets the penis to press against the walls of the vagina, the most sensitive part of the interior.

*WHEN A MAN IS READY TO CUM YOU WANNA MAKE SURE YOU PUT BOTH FEET ON ONE SHOULDER AND THEN YOU CAN SLIDE YOUR PENIS IN THROUGH THE SIDE OF THE VAGINA*
Man: “I’m gonna perform the Malik on you.”
Woman: “Ooh,” *gets wet*
Man: “We better use protection.”
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A Zimbabwean surname literally translated as "eats children."

Commonly thought to have ancient cannibalistic origins, this name actually began when an 18th century south African chief named Tapiwa Haruperinhamodzenyika recieved the nickname "eats children" by his European imperialist counterparts after a diplomatic dinner at which he mistakenly asked to be served the tasty "children", rather than the tasty chicken he saw across the table.
Guy sitting in a fancy restaraunt: "I'll have the fillet mignon and a glass of port wine"
Other guy: "yeah I'll have the flaming yon too"
Waiter: "wtf?"
1st Guy: "He'll have what I'm having" (aside to 2nd guy): "way to be a Mabikacheche, douche bag."
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