Someone of usually lesser skiing competence with whom you find yourself continually on collision course on a downhill ski run as they seem to time their turns to exactly mirror your own, regardless of what you do.
As in: That guy's a real ski magnet - that's the third time he's nearly skied into me in the past four minutes on this run.
by Beeyem April 15, 2013
A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 20, 2019
Person 1: "Bro see that hot ass over there?
Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."
Person 2: "Ewww no dude that girl is like 8 months past her pregnancy."
Person 1: "Shit you're right dude... I might be a mother magnet."
by Blano April 02, 2017
A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.
“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.
“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”
“What?”
“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”
“What?”
by jspam February 16, 2020
All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.
Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.
Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?
Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*
Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?
Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*
by Cock k November 25, 2019
'Bro, did you hear about Matt Cesnik? He just got asked out by another Mormon'
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
'Yeah man, he's such a Mormon Magnet."
by Thomas Golding April 07, 2012
by Alice Catriona June 13, 2007