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magic idiot

Somebody who appears and demonstrates signs of being dumb but secretly is a genius in their own way or field.
No person can remember all that yet not know how to spell cheese. She must be a magic idiot.
by Danny Schertz August 16, 2018
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Magic Wizard Crystals

Crystals created by wizards through sorcery and dark magic, often stolen by white businessmen usually used to power modern technology eg. iPhones and TV’s
Oi cunt the tv isn’t working I think the magic wizard crystals are losing their magic, better consult the Mr Avacadra to get some more crystals
by Neverminddimitri December 16, 2019
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Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone
1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”
by RollinNollin November 3, 2020
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Magic Bubbles

Magic Bubbles are when potka or Mary Gin is combined with Champagne. It hits hard and fast, definitely not for the faint! You will start feeling it in 15-20 minutes and it just keeps going from there. Use caution! This is recommended for heavy THC users vs. recreational use. Mix to of a typical Champagne serving with 1 shot potka or Mary Gin. Add other mixers if desired. Have fun and enjoy responsibly!
My friend AD and I went out on Saturday for our birthdays. To celebrate, we experimented with the with the single serving Champagne I got as a gift. We split the bottle, mixing it with 1 shot of potka. Whoa, Magic Bubbles is a wild ride! We barely made it through dinner and tried unsuccessfully to walk it off downtown. 6 episodes of Friends later we finally came down and it was the best bike ride home ever!
by Jenny Cool July 20, 2023
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Magic Trick

While doing the girl doggie style you have a friend waiting just outside the door. The said friend slowly comes in and you stop fucking her and he quickly procedes to take over. While your girl thinks you are still behind her leave the room and proced outside and to the window of the room where she is having fun. Then smile and wave to her from outside the room.
This magic trick will more than likely cause you to never get any from this girl again.
by Brian 13 June 2, 2008
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Magic Flesh Grapes

Magical testicles that glow green under UV light.
My Magic Flesh Grapes are glowing bright today.
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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magic thread

Anonymous messageboard at the yellow5.com website. Common hangout for trolls, hackers and penguins.

Also see, Pokey the penguin, meme, eigenvector girl.
100 SERIES

Don't lie to me Gustav, you're a stinking mac user!
by No_Phreaking_Way February 26, 2004
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