Mats

This is the plural of mat, as in something you lay on the ground

"Hey do you have any mats for sale?"

by Kiwi_baby May 27, 2019

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram June 18, 2018

mats roald

He is the best guy ever.

Girl1: He is so cool!
Girl2: that because he is a Mats roald

by Hewo.im.here.now December 5, 2019

Matted

To fuck something up despite best intentions

Wow! He really matted that pint-it’s basically all head.

by Also your mum January 31, 2019

The Mats

Doing a clean mechanical outplay

The mats is a god

by The Mats December 23, 2017

Mats

Is superior

Mats is a superior human hes got the biggest cock

by DarwinAkaMatsTheSuperior February 3, 2022

Mat-howgen

Mat-howgen is a German slang term for an inverted penis; commonly referred to as a “man pussy.” It is a rare condition in which a person is born with the XY chromosomes but their genitalia has the appearance of the female vagina.

I went home with this cute guy and was shocked to find a mat-howgen when I went down on him!

by Dangus Smith August 6, 2023