March 9 

March 9 is the day you (a female) must the kiss the boy closest to you on the cheek

*in a crowd*
guy: hey, guess what day it is?
girl: march nin- oh no
guy: yes, its march 9

March 9 by GiveMeYourNuts March 8, 2020

March 20th 

The day boys became men, girls became women, and both Animal Crossing New Horizons and Doom Eternal released.

March 20th is the only reason I'm still alive in 2020

March 20th by Write under a pseudonym April 13, 2020

March 6th 

Day of the year known as “National Procrastinator’s Day”. If you were born on this day there is a overwhelming chance that you are a procrastinator.

I am a huge procrastinator, as evident by my March 6th birthday!

March 6th by PiscesKnowledge May 14, 2020

March 16th 

National pizza and blowjob day!

I cannot wait to see my girlfriend on March 16th

March 16th by User3924 March 16, 2021

March 1

Whoever is born on this day is a baddie and thick asf so point it out

Person1: bro she is so thick
Person2: bro why are you looking

Person1: ITS MARCH 1st UR SUPPOSED TO
Person2: ohhhh

March 1 by Imjustmentallyill November 29, 2021

March 15 

The day Mr Crocker lost his FAIRY GOD PARENTS

It’s March 15th!

March 15 by Savejimmyneutronandvictorious March 11, 2022

March 15 

So if you were born in March 15 YOU'RE THE FREAKING CRACKHEAD of your friends group! Everybody loves and appreciates you<3

-hi today is my birthday!
-but today is march 15..OMG CAN YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND?

March 15 by fairypisces November 19, 2019