Mississippi Mister

When a male ejaculates standing over a female so the cum makes a sort of facial mist.

It was a good night until we tried the Mississippi Mister

by BM&THEHOOLIGANS September 23, 2017

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They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: They call me mister sucka right breast for three left shank accidents 🐁: The First Juvenile Release...(Mr. Tits)....

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 28, 2025

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Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024

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The Mister Lister

Grab your friends penis place your thumb on his penis rotate it 90 degrees and start masturbating him and his cum will will spray out both sides

I just did the mister lister on my sister!

by AMong us in rel life November 13, 2021

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Mister I buy clothes every day

A guy who claims to buy clothes every day but andreea knows he ain’t rich and he’s lying

Mister I buy clothes every day texted me today! Fuck off u dump

by hotpotato July 13, 2018

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mister mantis

Is a soldier you can olso name him aiman the super sprinkhaan, but MisterMantis is his real name.

Boy: Who Did you here about mister mantis
Girl: Yeah He is so cool and hot

by MISTERMANTIS August 01, 2017

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