Missouri Tandem

The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.

Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.

by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021

Silex, Missouri

A small town in east-centeral Missouri where you know everyone because they have the same last name

Person 1: Are u from Silex, Missouri?
Person 2: Yeah, how did you know?
Person 1: You have the same last name as me.

by qegsjidjrnrj April 13, 2019

The Missouri StenchPit

The act of shitting into somebody’s armpit and licking it dry.

Joseph: Yoo Edon wanna do a The Missouri StenchPit

Edon: Yes but I wanna be the shitee okay

Joseph: Alright time too shit on your pits

by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021

Clever Missouri

Clever missouri: A hick filled town where you go to...clear your thots.

Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!

Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots

by Eatme2 May 16, 2020

Missouri marshmallow

When a man ejaculates into a shot glass and freezes it, then places it it his partners hot chocolate.

“I don’t want you to burn your tongue babe, heres a Missouri marshmallow”

by Capt. KW June 17, 2025

missouri candy corn

when you eat a fuck ton of barbeque and shit it out into your african american girlfriends mouth and she shits it out into a bag of candy corn and gives it to the trick or treaters

i gave those kids the bag of classic Missouri candy corn last Halloween

i was trick or treating and victoria quilez gave grace martin the missouri candy corn and i knew not to go to that house this Halloween

by grxcemxrtin March 22, 2020

Missouri

The one state in the US that allows a 20&14 year old to have sex with eachother.

When andy was 20 he had sex wiyh arleen who was 14, but he shockingly didn't get arrested, cuz in missouri when you're younger than 21, you can have sex with someone down to 14, but when you're 21, the younger person has to be 21.

by Sam d. May 26, 2020