by bigfriendlybear April 11, 2021
Get the nuking missourimug. When getting your dick sucked from the back by your respective lover, to only squirt diarrhea in her/his face as you cum in their mouth.
by Nsmallz011 October 6, 2023
Get the Missouri Mudslidemug. If so, your partner lays on his/her stomach while the other partner lubricates the whole with cream corn and siracha. The one doing the penetration lubricates his/her penis or strap on with pickle juice. They then begin the sexual activity while oinking like pigs.
Nick: hey watch ya doin tonight Luke.
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?
Luke: oh I thought I thought I’d give you the ole Missouri hillbilly buzzer.
Jake: can I lather?
by Olesirmissouri January 22, 2021
Get the Missouri hillbilly buzzermug. Noun- The act of opening the backdoor of a school bus, pulling down your pants, and peeing on the car behind
Ivan needed to pee, so he opened the emergency exit and gave the Dodge behind them a Missouri car wash
by MissouriMann May 22, 2017
Get the Missouri car washmug. The Missouri Tandem usually works best for threesomes of 2 men and one woman. One uses the vagina, whilst the other uses the anus. When the female is on the edge of orgasming, both the men suddenly pull out and flip her over, so the man who was penetrating her vagina is now penetrating her anus, and vice versa.
Bandit and I were giving Emily a good romp. When she got close, we gave her a Missouri Tandem! Good times.
by Weird Furry Fucker March 2, 2021
Get the Missouri Tandemmug. “yo have you been to liberal, Missouri” “nah it’s seems kind of sketchy” “bro you’re so right it’s full of crackheads.”
by Liberal, Missouri March 25, 2019
Get the liberal, missourimug. The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.
Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!
Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?
Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?
Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?
Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?
Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
by That1Lineman March 8, 2024
Get the Missouri Weldermug.