When you are performing anal sex in a public restroom (preferably a reststop or gas station), and the woman slips and falls forward, dunking her head in the toilet.
When me and Alice were driving cross country, I accidentally gave her a Missouri Mop Bucket in the bathroom of a Buc-ee's.
by akaRakxm October 03, 2023
Creepy backwoods dead town in the country side full of old people and meth addicts and sex offenders that have no lives and do nothing but small town gossip nothing but lies because they’re extremely trashy bored and have no lives
by Fafo123 January 03, 2024
Carl: Stan just went to clever to clear his thots. Sure hope he is vaccinated!
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
Joe: yeah those thots out there are definitely infected!
Clever Missouri place full of bad thots
by Eatme2 May 16, 2020
A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.
The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.
The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.
The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.
The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.
Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.
"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"
"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"
by Damanjan June 21, 2017
Putting a caterpillar egg in your urethra, when you see it start to crawl out masturbate until you cum out the caterpillar
The act of a male mucking out the dingle berries and other greasy extremities from a females anus in preparation for anal sex.
by Greasygreaser May 04, 2020
A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.
My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.
by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023