When you and your toothless cousin have anal sex and when they pull out too fast you spray shit all over their dick
by AnarchistDragon33 September 20, 2017
Take a watery dump on your partner superior to the nipple line (ideally midway between collarbone and nipple). The partner then sprints and dives across a linoleum floor, thus creating a mudslide down the hallway. The derivation of its state prefix is attributable to the fact that Mississippians are too poor to afford actual water slides or anything but linoleum in their single wide trailers.
It was a stifling Saturday afternoon with nothing on the tv but duck dynasty reruns so Bubba and Sara decided to take turns relieving on each other and performing Mississippi mudslides.
by 10barrelwords March 02, 2014
by Vaginal Dave July 02, 2003
A Mississippi mustache is a maneuver that takes a level of skill and preparation as well as opportunity. When your friend is passed out drunk insert your finger into their anus. Pull your finger out and smear the anal debris onto their upper lip. After you've completed these simple steps shave off your pubic hair and gently apply them onto your friend's lip utilizing the fecal matter as an adhesive.
NOTE: To be considered a flawless Mississippi mustache the pubic hair must stick to the lip.
NOTE: To be considered a flawless Mississippi mustache the pubic hair must stick to the lip.
Mark: "Tyler got drunk the other night and passed out on my couch."
Jeff: "Yea?"
Mark: "Yea. I totally gave him a Mississippi mustache."
Jeff: "Choice."
Jeff: "Yea?"
Mark: "Yea. I totally gave him a Mississippi mustache."
Jeff: "Choice."
by mudblood666 November 13, 2015
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