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Bill: Hey Bob. You ready to go fishing?
Bob: I sure am. MILF!
Bill: *visible confusion*
by Myrima December 28, 2018
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Mum in late fortys. Something female parents use often in hashtags on Facebook posts
Good job kids! #momlife#MILF#lovemykids
by Yeah_lasagne's_pretty_good April 12, 2021
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"you know I love milf"
"yeah, me too, my fav song is lights up"
by Tris_ January 24, 2022
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Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.
Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.
by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013
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“Man I love fishing

A person that loves fishing more than anything and will put it before anyone.
Man Im such a milf
by The milf man April 21, 2019
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by Ms Orton December 26, 2021
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"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"
by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 9, 2019
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