milf

a hot ass mom

"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"

by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 9, 2019

Milf

Claire Race

Claire Race is such a milf

by Ms Orton December 26, 2021

milf

Maidens I'd Love to Finance

Person1: She's definitely a milf
Person2: My sister is not a mom
Person1: Yea, I said she was a milf

by Z__ September 3, 2019

MILF

Acronym, meaning 'Monotreme I'd Like To Fuck'. Refers to the popularity among the people of Australia and Papua New Guinea for these egg-laying mammals, particularly the echidna, a land creature covered from head to arse in spikes. Despite this potential obstacle, the echidna is prized for its attractive waddle, moist, winking chuff and easy, bohemian lifestyle.

Look! Over there! See that platypus scamping about in the stream, with its low metabolic rate and come-hither flippers? Now that's a monotreme I'd like to fuck, or if you will, a MILF, yes sir.

by Smallgoodfellas October 22, 2013

milf

Mother, I Like Furbies

I told my other I am a milf, so she bought me a furby

by RamenNoodlington December 22, 2020

Milf

A milf is a smokin’ hot mom. Like 10/10. They usually have a kid named Bradley or Cyrus or something. But dang what a babe

Bradley’s mom is a smokin’ hot milf.

I’d spend cash to get with that milf.

by Huge Brain 69 January 24, 2021

milf

the most incredible gorgeous perfect women on this planet and should run the universe.

I fucking love milfs

by tate_langdon’s_toes April 26, 2021