A man with no green card and loves to cross borders like Michael Jordan making a slam dunk. Stay clear of this man he is full of horny energy. He also looks like a Justin Bieber Spic
girl1: hey have you seen alberto lately?
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
girl2: Who hasn’t all he does is talk to me and he never leaves me alone about his stupid shoe designs.
Alberto Martinez : Hey guys wanna talk even though i’m very aware you don’t want too.
by cheesy bacon October 16, 2019
Person 1: Where do you want to go to Spicu hello?
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez
by thecharacterwannie December 04, 2022
melanie martinez is a singer, songwriter, actress, and director
she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)
facts:
1. she's very pretty
2. she has amazing music
she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)
facts:
1. she's very pretty
2. she has amazing music
by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023
An amazing singer and actor who creates her own lyrics that are relatable to everybody who is listening she is an inspiration to alot of people including me!
by MELANIE AND JOSH LOVER November 22, 2023
Person 1: have you heard of Melanie Martinez? Person 2: in the void in the void in the void in the void...........
by Abisexualotter February 09, 2025
by kellsssss.!! December 19, 2024
The most amazing and beautiful celebrity. An amazing writer and singer,blessed with the voice of an angel. Writer of songs with deep, sentimental meanings. Eg: sippy cup,lunchbox friends,orange juice and void. Her albums include "crybaby" (2015), k-12 (2019) and portals (2023)
her EPs: "dollhouse" (2014)"cry babies extra clutter" (2016) "after-school ep" (2020) she is an amazing singer. A talented individual. And an all out amazing person. <3
her EPs: "dollhouse" (2014)"cry babies extra clutter" (2016) "after-school ep" (2020) she is an amazing singer. A talented individual. And an all out amazing person. <3
by Leah_the_3arthl1ng January 14, 2025