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Rosse Martinez

Rosse Martinez is someone to die for. She is perfect and kind and funny and everything you could imagine in a dream girlfriend. She’ll cheer you up when you’re sad, talk things through when you’re mad, and tell you funny jokes when you’re happy. She may be a handful but it’s worth loving for. She may be mean on the outside but when you get to know her, She is the most amazing woman ever
by iloveRosse August 7, 2023
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Joshua Martinez

I just got joshua martinezed - Joseph Lombardi
by fartlicker67 January 20, 2024
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Pulling a Nick Martinez

When you lie so much that you believe your own lies while having some stank breathe.
Yo I heard you never fucked that girl last night.
"Nah man I was just pulling a nick martinez"

Yooooo what did u eat your breathe stinks!!!!
"Shit i must've pulled a nick martinez.
by Area516 May 7, 2019
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Alan Martinez

literally one of the sweetest guys out there, can be a tease but I’d really hot asf lol
some person: ayo is that Alan Martinez?
me: mhm

some person: is he single?
me: nah his with me lol rekt
by axisiting March 8, 2021
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