St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

Matties a beach

A person who j thought was a good person but they aren't :(

Oh yeah Matties a beach

by Mr. Squeeqee May 31, 2021

Mattie

Dumb fuck who is always wrong

Me: Omg ur such a Mattie

You: wow now that I think about it i am rly dumb

by Juuliousceaser January 21, 2019

Matty K Griddy too Sturdy

A pretty cute blonde durly haired kid. Has disses on him written by Boaz Lamar. such as koffleria and Like Matt. He is a pretty cute kid and can get annoying sometimes.

Oh Im hanging out with that cute blonde kid, Matty K griddy too sturdy.

I hate when a koffler talk about games, then somebody play, they turn into lames
Then hop online like "play for my bitty," he fakin' for friends and acting like diddy

His hailey a killer, he wanna be junior, they must've forgot the shit that they done

by someonewithdawords May 20, 2024

Veli-Matti

Veli-Matti is a true finnish guy with an engineering mindset. He isn't much outgoing, unless he's drinking. Then he is, a lot. Center of attention is a must. People also call him Veekku. Veekku doesn't like many people and he usually finds them annoying, but if he doesn't, that's rare. But veekku is a good guy at his heart, he just doesn't like to admit it, say it or show it. He is loyal, trustworthy and very good friend. He also likes if people call him nerd. He thinks rationally and doesn't dream much. Literally. Also, he has weird sense of humour and he thinks he's funny. There are different opinions about that. Overall, Veli-Matti is a good company to spend time with, especially if you need peaceful silent time.

Veli-Matti woke up and wondered what is a sausage doing in his pants.

by Veli-matti November 20, 2021

Mattis

Sexy mother funker with A huge coc

Hes A mattis

by Sisuene March 14, 2022

matty diamonds

When the sex God drops his load on her ears

I pulled out and gave her Matty diamonds on dem ears

by Matt the big cat November 6, 2021