Mangle

To yeet

Guy 1: aw man I just mangled my friend’s sunglasses
Guy 2: aw yeet
Guy 3: *high pitch screaming*

by Mrs. Cratchit December 8, 2018

Mangled Ham

a not so healthy vagina, NOT nessarily meaning a sti . maybe old, maybe ugly to look at, maybe been around the block to many times. eg. Equal to a tin of ham.spam . mangled ham. lol

the mangled ham was not nice to entertain.

by Phoenix=Berry May 6, 2019

mangled hangry

Typically a person who gets not only hangry, but easily offended by talking to them like how "men talk to other men". Hence the mangled term. After confirming the other person is officially hangry... Only men strike with head on samurai precision for the kill. Thus, being left "mangled" by another man's low blow insult. instantly, increasing the emotional distraughtness from hangry to leveled up "mangled hangry" or leveled down how ever your perception views it. Being a victim of someone hangry treating you like shit. Easily 1up by insulting the hungry son of a bitch with your savory taste of cut-throat insult comedy. Good luck and happy cut throating.

"That jerk, Mike is mad at me because I ate his snickers candy bar". Son of bitch just lightweight snapped at me. But I bluntly told him a joke about his ugly wife.that just made him pissed off to a point he felt like his soul was ripped out of body and left "mangled hangry".

by asshole rick December 7, 2019

mungler

sucking the maggots and dead body juices from a corpse and spitting it back in the body and fucking it after.

you’re such a mungler.

by maddie cocks July 18, 2020

Mangled

Big black cock stuck in your ear

Oh shit I’m mangled

by Krisjenner12378 September 17, 2020

Mangled

Three definitions

1. Stoned

2. Blackout Drunk

3. That one song where Nathan Sharp kidnapped Matpat

1. Woah dude I was totally mangled that party

2. Nah man your mangled rn

3. You know that song mangled? Where Matpat was kidnapped of course! Why are you scared?

by Victorious_o_o_o_oooooo January 24, 2021

Manger-Danger

A middle aged woman who is probably the coolest person you know. Likely named Mandy. Does she like Diet Coke? White Claw? Manger dangers like both, sometimes at the same time. She embraces dry shampoo. She owns a nail gun and a Pinterest account.

Was that a Manger-Danger in the Taco John’s drive thru?

by Sdcreate August 7, 2021