piss magnet

All the piss coming at ya, it’s all just pissing all over you ah oh god it hurts help please I’m covered in piss it’s so fucking stinky it’s so sickening and pissinging yea.

Bitch 1: I really hate you you damn piss magnet.

Bitch 2: what the hell is a piss magnet?

Bitch: here it comes *all piss begins to cover bitch 1*

by Cock k November 25, 2019

cancer magnets

The politically correct way to refer to women's boobs.

Bro#1- YO DUDE BRO!!! check out the cancer magnets on that hiena.
Bru#2- DAAAAAM BROHIEMS!!! I'd smash that pinata till her sour patch dried up.
Brah#3- °○° BROSEPHS!!! If those cancer magnets got any stronger earths poles would flip.
Bruh#4- GOOOOD DAANG BROHAMS!!! I'd swim the Grand Line for a log pose leading to that treasure box.
Bra#5- WOOOOW BROFAM!!! Those'd hold enough milk to drown 10 baby seals.

by Caustirical October 20, 2018

Pie Magnet

A rather portly gentleman who appears to have the uncanny ability to magnetically attract all the pies in the immediate vicinity for his personal consumption.

“Look at the size of him! He’s a proper pie magnet”.

“Yes... I agree. He is indeed most rotund”

“What?”

by jspam February 16, 2020

Clout Magnet

A person who has so much clout that you gain some clout just by standing near them. They radiate positive energy, and they make NO TIME for haters. Being around a clout magnet is a surprisingly smart approach to moving up on the totem pole.

Look at Aiden, he is such a clout magnet! Someday, I want to be like him!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 20, 2019

Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.

"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."

by Issybees June 12, 2014

couch magnet

(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.

guy1: "where are you going?"

guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"

guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"

guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"

guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"

by glassfungus February 5, 2010

Bone Magnet

1: Jackie
2: A hot girl that causes boners to gravitate towards her.

After we broke up, she got skinny and became an instant bone magnet. She had to fight dudes off with their own weiners.

by Ben Inthar November 13, 2011