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School lunch

Trash made to look like edible food that u have to pay for
by Grace phill March 24, 2018
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fire lunch

yo dude you wanna grab a fire lunch?
by Hippies April 20, 2006
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School lunch

The principal wants to poison students so they think our school system is some what ok but in reality it’s worse than the government of Sudan.
Hey you getting school lunch?”
“Nah, I’m not trying to wake up dead
by Paluchinator March 24, 2018
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Struggle Lunch

Struggle Lunches, food packs of the struggle.

The worst type of lunches available; but at least they ARE available. These lunches are either usually low-cost, high on calories and fat, made of ice, or a combination of them all.

Come in a variety of struggle bag packs, including the brown drugstore bag, Plastic "animal choker" bags from more wealthy supermarkets, and front hoodie pockets.

Struggle sandwiches in the struggle lunch can be made of anything, from ramen noodle sandwiches, to lunches with struggle bread buns, wet ramen in the middle as bacon, condom wrappers as lettuce, and butter as a condiment.

Wealthier struggling families are able to afford meats like raw fish, salmonella turkey, and, if necessary, insects.

Other foods inside the struggle lunches include (and are not limited to:)
Struggle juice
struggle soup with a spoon for mixing
cold, greasy, and frozenfried chicken
Mini-pack of struggle flakes or struggle cereal. Varies.

For healthy, better tasting, expensive alternatives, see: food stamps, rations, MREs

Be sure to wash down all that grease, fat, and disease with a struggle shower.
Struggle Lunches, keeping struggling people alive since the beginning.

I was struggling so badly last week I had to live off of Struggle lunches for the whole week. I swear, I had to have either lost or gained about 100 pounds.

#Thestruggleisreal
by John Doe to the second power December 4, 2014
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lunch light

A traffic light that takes a long time (usually 2-3 minutes) to change to green.
This is what I call a lunch light. I could be having my lunch while I'm waiting for it to change to green.
by Genuine Nerd April 25, 2010
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lunch-ish

A term used to describe a time, generally between 11:00AM and 2:00PM when it is socially acceptable/expected that the mid day meal (i.e. lunch) be consumed.

Though the specific times have been argued though recent history the aforementioned times are generally accepted in the modern professional world.
When are you going to the bar?

Around lunch-ish dude, duh.
by engineerscake July 28, 2013
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Saturday Lunch

The act of Circumcision when a Rabbi upon cutting off the baby's foreskin with his teeth, consumes said foreskin by sucking on the baby's penis in a circular motion followed by a $30 dollar fee. Only available on Saturdays at the local synagogue.
Rabbi Epstein: *Begins using scissors to cut the boy*
Rabbi Shekelstein: Oy vey Rabbi don't use the scissors your going to give that boy a bagel just use the old Saturday Lunch method.
Rabbi Epstein: You're right Rabbi! *Proceeds in the Saturday lunch method*
by TheCheff March 5, 2020
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