Lumbar Magnot

An enigmatic, rarely seen firearms player
-see choob

I can't believe it! Lumbar magnot stepped on a claymore for the nth @#%*ing time

by Mr. Creosote March 22, 2004

lumbado

a pic outdoor patio thing

i went out on the lumbado

by nay kay February 28, 2008

Lumba-Zor

Big fat fuck that moves slowly

Beware of the Lumba-zor before he steals your lunch ,I better not disterb the Lumba-Zor I dont want to wake the beast

by BUCK MURPHY March 22, 2009

Lubacrative

Adj. - An object or persons potential to feel or be lubricated.

On a very hot summer day, my mouth was very lubacrative.

by Schubster June 29, 2009

lumbar lion

huge masculine cock that packs more power then a haymaker from Kimbo slice.... so big that not even the most interesting man in the world has it....... a cock with pube flow better then rob ryan.

you go up into heaven and dumb out a lumbar lion and god immediately falls to hell and it is now yours and you make a law of prancing naked women to suck and clean your lumbar lion all day long.

by yoyoyoerock October 30, 2011

lumbar sweats

Profuse sweating of the lower back that signals in the words of Dave chappelle "I had to take a dump, I had to take a dump immediately." If a dump is not taken, the lumbar sweats can lead to an embarrassing sweat stain on the upper but crack region of clothing.

lumbar sweats are going HAM right now

Ben: dude did you sit on something wet?

Steve: Nah I gotta take a shit really bad,

lumbar sweats are going HAM right now

by Steven18 December 4, 2013

Luda Nig nasty

A hoe. A nasty tramp who sucks big black cock on Tuesdays but on Wednesdays it's that little Asian weeny. She's ugly as shit and smells like 9 day old truffle butter. She likes to bite big hairy balls and loves it when the pubes stick between her teeth. She has an ass as flat as paper and even King Kong is afraid to fuck that bitch because the std is mutant.

Lindsay is your average luda Nig nasty

by yokeekeejones996dufuq May 8, 2015