London Sasquatch

Having sex with a old british lady with a hairy vagina, preferably in her 90's and on her death bed

Hey bro sorry about your grandma

Don't worry she got her dying wish

Really? What was it

Doing the old London sasquatch on her

by Barkleyman05 March 31, 2016

London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.

Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016

London

A beautiful girl who will do anything to make her friends happy. She has a wonderfully bubbly personality, and is very positive. You will have a good day once you have seen a London laughing. Not only a city in England!

Who's that super cute girl laughing over there?
Oh, that's London, she's the best!

by AlliGen February 19, 2017

London

She’s just outstanding,she doesn’t care about what other people have to say,and she skips to a beat of her own. She’s the most loyalists person you will ever run into,and she just so pretty

Guy:if u got a London she’s a keeper

by Bad~badly December 28, 2017

London Switcheroo

Inserting a tube down your urethra while masterbating, switching your ejaculate for hot gravy, creating a great side for your fish and chips.

Boy- "Baby im hungry can we do a London Switcheroo tonight"
Girl- "Sure I'll get the tube, call John and tell him to to pop to the chippy"

by BlickBoiZach March 20, 2018

London Language

It's the language used from only the best native english speakers.

It sounds something like that:
>Mine is the spokeing of the good london language<

or if you ask for direction on street as example:
>Can you shouldn't had done to showing mine the directioning to the place I would have liking to went<

by Thespookynocturnal July 4, 2018

London

London is a gorgeous girl who has a beautiful complexion.her face is soft but untouchable.she is a real breathtaking Person.she is a very special person. people love to be around.she is very good in bed because she is a great entertaining.

Boy:wow London is amazing

Girl:I wish I was a boy💍

Boy:I am going to date her😍😘

by London Delgado September 16, 2018