Ling Ling

Asian Pussy

Dude 1: waddup my nigga, I was fucking this Asian girl and she got that real ling ling
Dude 2: nigga what the fuck is that

by Not a Lavoris November 21, 2024

Xiao Ling Syndrome

Xiao Ling syndrome is a very serious diseases which cause serval side affects such as

-unfunny

-low intelligence

-snapping other girls

Xiao ling syndrome

“Xiao Ling is going to go take a dive.”

by Sneko August 23, 2022

Ling ling

Ling ling means panda pussy .

Person 1: be quiet ling ling

Person2: ling ling ?
Person1 : oh it means panda pussy

by Yourgay32 January 22, 2024

ling

zero in chinese, and my favourite nickname for her.

how did you do in the test?
got ling lah.
Oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023

Ming ling

Ming king means something excellent,something looking fantastic and sexy

David said to Denise “fuck babe your anus looks so ming ling since you got it bleached at the salon”
Denise said to David “omg your hard cock looks so ming ling when it’s in that cock cage and I’ve got the key “
David said to denise “your feet are so ming ling babe when Ive pissed all over them”

by Martybogroll January 22, 2023

Ling

Long ding ding or wiener

That man carter he got a ling.

by Jamal32 October 15, 2020

ling wise

term used to validate another person's arguments, specifically one which improves on the user's own argument. etymologically rooted from 'lingo' (communication) and 'wise' (of knowledgeable circumstances).

tl;dr, thank you for improving on my argument.

person uno: "cats are bad pets."
person tres: "no, they're not."
person dos: "cats, compared to other pets, can be a hassle to clean up for."
person uno: "ling wise."

by saladeener of rome January 5, 2023