a letter written to a husband or boyfriend of Hispanic descent to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear Juan Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person.
Sonia wrote Paco a Dear Juan letter after another man was gettin some of her booty. This letter informed Paco that she was leaving him for the other man.
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The letter V, which shows up on your college application indicating that you played Varsity for any sport (with those levels) at your high school. Very helpful for getting into a college, and may be help with the girls too.
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From the book by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter.
From the book by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter.
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She usually tells you the story a couple times, before acknowledging that she already told you the story.
The S in Scarlett is meant to signifiy Shame, as she is shameful of her plight.
She usually tells you the story a couple times, before acknowledging that she already told you the story.
The S in Scarlett is meant to signifiy Shame, as she is shameful of her plight.
Did nancy tell you her Scarlett Letter, I was over it as soon as she started.
Yeah dude, not sure what was going on there, she told me it like three times before she got a hold of herself.
What a debacle!
Yeah dude, not sure what was going on there, she told me it like three times before she got a hold of herself.
What a debacle!
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