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Dear Juan Letter

a letter written to a husband or boyfriend of Hispanic descent to inform him their relationship is over, usually because the author has found another lover. Dear Juan Letters are often written out of an inability or unwillingness to inform the man in person.
Sonia wrote Paco a Dear Juan letter after another man was gettin some of her booty. This letter informed Paco that she was leaving him for the other man.
by Hulencia February 16, 2010
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Letter

The letter V, which shows up on your college application indicating that you played Varsity for any sport (with those levels) at your high school. Very helpful for getting into a college, and may be help with the girls too.
Did you get that letter?

Yeah, now I can get into a better college.
by Anonymous November 16, 2004
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scarlet letter

a forbidden woman; someone with a shady past who is ostracized from the community.

From the book by Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter.
"Stay away from Juliet, she's a scarlet letter."
by katerdidit December 2, 2008
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Scarlett Letter

A story told by your lady friend, it usually involves her bad judgement and lack of initiative.

She usually tells you the story a couple times, before acknowledging that she already told you the story.

The S in Scarlett is meant to signifiy Shame, as she is shameful of her plight.
Did nancy tell you her Scarlett Letter, I was over it as soon as she started.

Yeah dude, not sure what was going on there, she told me it like three times before she got a hold of herself.

What a debacle!
by Erudito July 23, 2013
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David Letterman

When a woman has a really big gap between her teeth, and you blow your load in the gap after oral sex.
I gave my girlfriend a David Letterman last night!
by Kolber February 8, 2005
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Letterman

Pretentious fuck whom many people find amusing in a "I'm semi-conscious because its five past fuck-knows-what-hour and hey here's some late night TV - oh this guys funny, but only because my brain is concentrating most of its energy on digestion" sort of way. Characteristics of the Letterman include corny predictable jokes, cabaret music, boring celebrity guests and a good old wank. Apparently the Letterman likes his studio nice and cold, so when a journalist asked why it was so cold in there some PR person was all grovelling-like "because Letterman likes it that way" - what sort of self-centered fucking bullshit is that? Do you control the fucking atmospheric temperature now as well as the airwaves between 3 and 4 am?
"I hope my girlfriend gets this letter man"
by Lawson March 30, 2005
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