Royal leamington spank

This involves a lot of preparation and dedication.

Step 1) Shit and wee in a pint glass and blend it.
Step 2) Wipe it on your willy.
Step 3) Spank your partner with your pooey willy and let it dry (the whole pint must be used).
Step 4) The spanker then removes the crusty poo (which will now be in a bowl shape) and uses it to eat a beautifully prepared dinner.
Step 5) Cum on the dinner.

During this process the spanker must be wearing a crown and sing prodigys 'smack my bitch up' mixed with lemars 'time to grow'.

'Love, shall we dedicate our night to a Royal leamington spank?'

by penno May 3, 2008

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lebanon

this shitty little city in pennsylvania. i should know. it's boring as fuck. but i guess some people like it.

home of the lebanon cedars. which suck ass.

dood. this party sucks! it's almost as bad as lebanon!

by erin :D October 11, 2008

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Lebanese Soccer Match

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Ever since Mandi got her new pedicure she and Erica have been playing Lebanese Soccer Match nonstop.

by surfninja June 5, 2010

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Leban

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Lebachinc

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Since Chris has a mother who is Lebanese and a father who is Chinese, we would jokingly refer to him as a Lebachinc because of his mixed ethnic backround.

by Jack Carson December 18, 2007

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