distant learning

The worst thing to ever exist

Daring quarantine for 2020 we need to do distant learning

by YEETYEETSMELLMYFEET January 4, 2021

Seneca Learning

Cringe website for cringe subjects. My knowledge of French verb endings is currently stored in the Taj Mahal

Dave: Can you come out tonight?
Bartholomew: No, i've got to do seneca learning

by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022

Learn

To put your hand in a fist and present it to someone's nose.

People learn from this example.

by I Hate Brown November 14, 2016

Learn van

Slang for school bus

“I’m riding the learn van to school tomorrow.”

by Raymond27 September 22, 2024

learning language

Made-up slang that is used in school lessons or programs.
Often used when it doesn't work.

Person A: This whole "hip teacher" thing completely backfired on the school.
Person B: They need to teach without using contrived songs or learning language.

by ChameleonDragon May 9, 2019

Ready Set Learn

a preschool block that aired on TLC from December 28, 1992 to September 29, 2008 and Discovery Kids from 1996 to October 10, 2010. It ran from 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 6:00am to 9:00am) on TLC, and 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 9:00am to 2:00pm) on Discovery Kids.

On Monday, February 24, 2003, Ready Set Learn introduced Paz the penguin, who was seen in the block's official logo

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023

Learn the hard way

Experiencing negative consequences for doing something you shouldn't do or are told not to do.

You were warned that if you kept selling drugs, you were going to get busted. Now you're facing a 15 year sentence. Looks like you're gonna learn the hard way.

by TommyNoleBuc September 24, 2025