fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009

The Great Lawn

An after school hotspot for over privileged new york city private school kids. On weekends, crowds come to enjoy the fresh air and to enjoy a picnic, cocktail or a joint.

A: Yo, what are you doing after school?
B: I'm going to the Great Lawn. You should come- everyone will be there

The Great Lawn by yo whaz good July 27, 2008

Watering the lawn 

When you pull out and finish on her substantial bush

I got to the point where I had no other option but watering the lawn

Watering the lawn by G.W. Ashington October 1, 2015

Mowin' da lawn 

The act of altering the height of grass growing in a domesticated yard (lawn) via mechanical or other means WHILE WEARING FLY CLOTHES AND MAD BLING YO!

(Looks out window) "What the hell is Steve doing?"
"I think he's cutting the grass."
"Have you seen what he's wearing? He looks like a GANGSTA!"
"Oh then he be MOWIN' DA LAWN, yo."

Mowin' da lawn by Str8 up TeacherMan December 14, 2009

Mowin On Your Lawn 

To cross a physical or personal boundary between two people.

I don't mean to be mowin on your lawn, but you should pick a different shirt when wearing those shoes.

Mowin On Your Lawn by Colorado2NYC October 5, 2012

get off my lawn 

A tagline added to posts that reveal the author's age, which is higher than he/she would otherwise care to admit. It plays on the cliché of the elderly yelling at kids who trespass on their lawns.

"You've got it easy with broadband. When I got my first AOL account, I had a 14.4K modem that I paid $150 for. Now get off my lawn! :-)"

get off my lawn by RevWaldo October 1, 2008

mowed lawn

A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.

Candace got a mowed lawn today.

mowed lawn by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020