Ass-lancing

Something utterly annoying, irritating, and bothersome, all at the same time.

Ugh reality TV is ass-lancing.

by skittlesqueen February 20, 2003

to stick the landing

To succeed in doing a skateboard or snowboard trick.

I thought you were going to crash but miraculously, you stuck the landing!

(conjugation of "to stick the landing")

by Watchfull Eyes February 20, 2009

crash landing

When a man completely smashes a woman's box. (see smash box)

Aidos: Hey Krystal, why are you walking like that?

Krystal: I had a crash landing last night!

by Aidos December 31, 2005

landing zone

where you leave your business - a toilet

I was in a pinch so I had to use the pool as a landing zone

by kukurface February 21, 2010

Venus Landing

When, while preforming oral sex on a woman, you projectile vomit in said woman's vaginal crevice.

When we were 69ing i preformed the elusive venus landing.

by Mike L. Itoris October 20, 2010

Stewarts Landing

A small community on the awesome side of Ritchie Highway to Severna Park High School. It is a great place that is right on the Magothy and is a wonderful place to live. However, the neighborhood can have some sketchy neighbors. Home of the greatest halloween house before our beloved Mrs. Betty moved out. Also home to North and South Drive which on one side (the inner) is the ghetto place of severna park and the outside (the outside) is on the water and is home to rich snobs. Next to Berrywood community.

classic surburban town in the united states is a example of Stewarts Landing

by Descendent of Stewarts landing November 20, 2010

Moon landing

A fake occurance in the 1960s
Recorded at Area 51
Impossibility of ever happening
NASA killing their own men
The government is hiding the fact that it is fake

The moon landing was fake

by Mgb206 September 22, 2019