Lolla-laid

What you are if you meet someone at Lollapalooza, take he or she home and have sexual relations.

Person 1 - "Where did you go last night? We looked for you at the after-show at the Metro!"

Person 2 - "Remember that hot guy I started talking to at the BMI stage? I took him home and got Lolla-laid."

by Mary Low October 8, 2008

Chat roulette laid

Basically like getting laid, but over chatroulette.com. Its like computer sex, but with a camera.

Guy1: Dude what did you do last night?
Guy2: Got chat roulette laid.
Guy1: Wow, loser. Trying getting laid in real life.

by Icemanrussian April 19, 2010

lard

Fat, fat people, lazy people who are fat,people who sit on thier ass all day that need to be carried from place to place and hardly move,fat girls who think they are not fat

Stop being such a lardass and get over here
Dude: OMG CHECK THIS LARDASS B*** shes so fat She can't fit through doors
lardass:I'm not fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Eat the darn lard!!!"
"stop being such a pussy you lardass"

by emonkeh December 28, 2005

Lard

An extreme kind of lazyness. This person will spend hours on the couch burbing and will hate washing. His sleeping quarters or pit are sickening and his feet will stink like a skunk. This person is a disgrace.

That person is a Lard

by Tzveta November 1, 2006

laid

Dirty deeds done dirt cheap.

Getting laid means you have casual sex with someone, or non-casual sex with someone you don't really care for. You would never said you got laid by someone you love.

The term is mostly used by guys, because most guys are insensitive pricks, but some girls use it too as some girls are insensitive pricks as well. It's mostly used for telling your friends the day after.

Guy: So, how did it go with the girl in the party last night?
Guy2: All the way, dude. I got laid!

Guy: I just got laid, dude!
Guy3: You know, it kinda tells a lot about what you think about girls, the way you talk.

by Thor-Rune November 23, 2006

Lardcakes

A derogitory term against the obese, created by a group of Bedford High School students in 2008.

Person1: Dude i just ate a bigmac in two bites!
Person2: Lardcakes

by EdibleFood January 9, 2010

fat lard

extremelty fat person or animal. so fat that they have extreme cases of lard in them.

william hickson

by Morgan Rennie May 15, 2003