Lumbar Motiff

A tattoo on a woman's lower back. Usually used as a defense against accusations of having a slutty tattoo.

Dude: Nice tramp stamp!
Slut: It's not a tramp stamp! It's a lumbar motiff!
Dude: Whateva slut!

by HogHedge October 29, 2011

Lumber up

The act of getting a penile erection.

'Hey Bob, this road kill... its still warm!'

'Time to lumber up boy!'

'Bob, this roadkill...its still warm!'
'Lumber up boy! Time to become a man!'

by Bearforce1 December 17, 2014

lumberhead

A word manu uses for stupid people

Pharaokh is such a lumberhead

by Tasmin August 18, 2017

Lumberjackass

A sports fan who only tweets positive comments about his team regardless of the score of the game and regardless of the team's current rank in the standings. See also: Homer, Corporate Shill, Super Fan™

We got our asses handed to us last night, but that Lumberjackass on Twitter had nothing but great things to say about the team again.

by KrankyKanuck November 5, 2017

LumberWack Bet

Prior to gay sex, the male being penetrated sprays a mixture of AXE body spray and strawberry lube on their asshole so is burns like hell, then when being penetrated the male jacks off and if he doesn’t cum before the other AND does NOT scream the penetrator he owes him $50. If screaming occurs repeat the process with the other male until it works, variations include adding a bigger cock(if available).

Yo, I won a LumberWack Bet against Ben last night.

by Grunkle Ben October 7, 2018

Lumbardy

A sponge that is used for cleaning ones self. It is various in many colours and they have different styles of lumbardies that exist all around the world. Most normal people call it a loofah but the unnatural people will very much rather say lumbardy.

I went into the shower and cleaned myself with a lumbardy.

by Zeus127 September 3, 2019

Lumboc

A Lumboc is a slug that doesn't function. And cries. A lot.

Ew you're just like Lumboc
No U

by ZPgaming March 22, 2020