lamp

this word stands for LMAO but instead we use lamp to confuse other people :)

my nan died LAMP

by ginger.slag January 25, 2021

lampsome

like handsome but for lamps.

"Wow toilet, you are very lampsome today"
"Thank you Joker, you are very lampsome too"
":D"
":D"

by lampydampydoo January 13, 2022

lampapigcow

A lamp, pig, AND a cow as one creature. Usually found in 3rd grade drawings.

3rd grade Y/N: What are you drawing.
Friend: Lamp
Y/N: ok?? And?
Friend: Pig
Y/N: Wot
Friend: And a cow....
Y/N: What the hec-
Friend: ....As one
Y/N: WHAT THE..... HECKING HECK OF THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL IS THAT.
Friend: It's a LaMpApIgCow

by JustGabbi&Katoe February 23, 2022

Lamp Fucker

Someone who has gone through sexual inter course with a lamp.

Miami is a well known lamp fucker. I hope the Lamp Police Department and Federal Lamp Protection Service don’t catch him.

by NFLC Random May 31, 2022

raffle lamp

When someone is very happy about something.

looks like you won a raffle lamp
did you win a lamp in a raffle ?

by ivymayLouise June 18, 2008

dusty lamp

When you can't get laid because you have very visible std's

That guy's herpes are so bad he's got a dusty lamp!

by regjoeschmo November 19, 2013

barbaric lampshade

'Barbaric lampshade' is a term usually said by sarcastic high schoolers. The meaning stems from 'enlightenment'. Ergo, if you're a lampshade, you're idiotic. The barbaric portion is due to you spreading your stupidity around and shoving it down people's throats.

Origin: A freshman at Woodland Junior High School, 2013.

"You barbaric lampshade!"

by Hipster2.0 January 15, 2014