Someone who is sexist. If you ever encounter this type of person call them 'Lemon Man.' The Lemon Man saga is also a heartfelt story that should be read by many.
Person1: women shouldn't be allowed to be CEO. They'll just pain their nails all day.
Person2: Listen Lemon Man. Women are amazing and can go through anything we put our mind to. Please keep your gender roles to yourself.
Person2: Listen Lemon Man. Women are amazing and can go through anything we put our mind to. Please keep your gender roles to yourself.
by TeaTimeAe July 21, 2017
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person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.
person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*
by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014
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A slang term for an Asian, usually Chinese. It is a comparison of the colour an Asian persons skin, to the colour of lemon skin.
by dcdef November 22, 2011
Get the Lemon Skin mug.Distinct from a lemon tree, a lemon trrr is only found in the deepest depths of the hell that is the Palm Furnace. Lemon trrs produce bigger lemons, and are ideal for making lemonade.
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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and said to the man running the stand, "hey, got any lemon trrrs?"
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What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
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Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
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I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France
What you girls real need is a soft fuzzy man
YOUR BABIES ALIVE
Harry Potter in Japan
(SCREAM)
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
🎶Pizza Heros 🎶
I only wanna have Your babies
Harry Potter in France
by SwagToastOwO January 26, 2022
Get the Lemon Demon Quotes mug.In the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. If not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
Guy: Yeah, I work at Burger King-
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
Girl: You know, this isn't going to work out. I'm going to have to Lemon Law you. Goodbye!
by Alex Long February 11, 2006
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1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles
Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
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1. The act of rubbing one’s face against toned abdominal muscles
Similar to motorboating, but used to appreciate washboard abs.
by DatAbs May 18, 2018
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